and to keep us from getting too serious....

So the nurse faxes me back the Family Medical Leave authorization form I need for work. The doctor has filled out all the fields....date of diagnosis...side effects patient is coping with...there are also some specific yes/no questions:

Does the patient need ongoing care? Dr. Rushing has marked "yes" with an "X".

Is the patient experiencing ongoing symptoms? "X" for "yes".

Is the patient pregnant? A big fat "X" on the "yes" line.

No ovaries, but apparently still pregnant. You are a miracle, mom.

Valarie